“M” is for “mad,” the feeling you get when you realize it is Monday. “O” is for “over it,” a general attitude that many people have about Mondays. “N” is for “nooooooooo!!!!”, something fun to exclaim upon waking up Monday morning, or really any other point during the day. “D” is for “danger,” my middle name. “A” is for “All right, there’s one thing and one thing only that could make this Monday morning tolerable, and that thing is an aggregation [also begins with “A”] of last week’s funniest tweets, embedded for my reading pleasure, does anyone else feel this way?” And “Y”, of course, is for “Yes, yes, yes! Yes. Yes… yes! Yes!!!! Thanks.”
women, I will let you in on a male secret, when we go down the stairs behind the sofa, we are actually just hiding behind the sofa
— slutty neil kinnock (@mutablejoe) October 21, 2017
bröther may i have söme videödröme pic.twitter.com/g4P1OGnDZR
— Chelsea???????????????????????? (@chelseadpc) October 21, 2017
“Latte socialist” is such a sick burn, it really nails the hypocrisy of people who want both coffee with steamed milk and a fairer society pic.twitter.com/TUuO2vaXJe
— Mark O’Connell (@mrkocnnll) October 22, 2017
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) October 22, 2017
I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things?? That’s how they get you
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) October 21, 2017