So, a couple things happened last week. There was Thanksgiving, obviously. Then there was the bit where Charles Manson died. Then the bit where Trump tweeted about turning down Person of the Year, and then the bit where Time responded. Then there was that bit on Saturday where the Times wrote another totally uncritical profile of a Nazi, and the next bit where they published the author’s defense of his blunder of an article, then the next bit where they published a third column by the editors defending their blunder of an article. Was there anything else? No, nothing else, that was all. Here, have some tweets:
“perfect, send tweet” Don Jr says as he walks face first into a giant boulder painted to look like the highway pic.twitter.com/3o1rUGzEJS
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) November 26, 2017
Dogs should judge the dog show
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) November 23, 2017
stop saying “newspaper editors are only interested in content that causes a lot of uproar” when we all know that newspaper editors are only interested in pictures of spiderman
— K.T. NELSON, JD DDS (@KrangTNelson) November 26, 2017
Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss… what’s up guys? pic.twitter.com/2nTxnlunAg
— Zeddy (@ZeddRebel) November 25, 2017
NYT: Former Sitcom Star Brings A Fresh New Take On Race To Stand Up Comedy pic.twitter.com/48vCNDVmnU
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) November 26, 2017
Jeffrey Dahmer: I made an altar from the bones and genitalia that I didn’t eat from my victims.
NY Times reporter: Meet the Midwestern sex-postive locavore who adds a Goth twist to his arts and crafts!— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 25, 2017
We never will, but it’s very important that we be able to. But we won’t. So let us do it. Because we won’t do it. Which is why we’re spending so much money to make sure we can. But we won’t. But let us. https://t.co/6f3qJupZRS
— Lore (@loresjoberg) November 23, 2017
A major structural flaw with The Office is that there’s no way in hell Michael Scott didn’t see and become obsessed with Anchorman
— Branson ???????? Reese (@bransonreese) November 26, 2017
Finally the answer to the question we have all been never asking https://t.co/YnJlyMgRUH
— Mitra Jouhari (@tweetrajouhari) November 25, 2017
Call Me By Your Name is the only Movie this year that passes my gay male bechdel test: features two men in a pool shit talking their friend
— Sam Taggart (@samttaggart) November 25, 2017
Wow, a surprising choice for Person of the Year pic.twitter.com/DNVw3phfLW
— Pixelated “Pixelated Boat” Boat (Pixelated Boat) (@pixelatedboat) November 25, 2017
— ceeks (@70Ceeks) November 25, 2017
you (ignorant): theres no such thing as bird police
me (learned): pic.twitter.com/nqO6oYCYlx— sara????june (@heysarajune) November 25, 2017
Man (Person) is the note I leave on my desk to remind myself
— Marcia Belsky (@MarciaBelsky) November 25, 2017
I would love to one day operate with the same amount of creative agency as the marketing person who added the word “rain” here pic.twitter.com/TzxQd3CL2R
— fran hoepfner (@franhoepfner) November 25, 2017
— Sean T. Collins (@theseantcollins) November 24, 2017
animals i could beat up: rabbit, bobcat (fake tiger; small and weak), most birds
animals i could not beat up: bear, tiger
animals i could maybe beat up: lion (grabbable mane), raccoon (small but fast, wiley), eagle (bird but strong)
— Fired Up (Fuck the Rece$$ion!) (featuring Pitbull) (@Vimmy) November 24, 2017
Tammy those guys are storming the beach to kill half your twitter followers. https://t.co/mtHrLjIU2n
— Zeddy (@ZeddRebel) November 23, 2017
— ya fave ??????? (@mathaiaus) November 23, 2017
I want to screen Transformers for Trump and tell him it’s a concept video for a new weapons system I’m developing. I think I could come away from that meeting with at least $10 billion.
— derek davison (@dwdavison9318) November 23, 2017
adult friendships are texting each other “nah that’s not embarrassing you’re just human” until you die
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) November 22, 2017
a pic of when someone gives the “Fav” to me on here pic.twitter.com/DXuawmbVOP
— jon hendren (@fart) November 21, 2017
worst kinds of conversation is when you have nothing to say to each other but circumstances dictate you must and one of you says something clearly untrue but the other ‘yes, ands’ out of desperation and the other reciprocates until noone has any idea what anyone is talking about
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) November 22, 2017
this is a psyop to de-unionize comedy writing https://t.co/Lec3MCzavu
— Mr Psychology IQ (@ByYourLogic) November 21, 2017
Why do the women not simply divide Archie in half
— Dan Abromowitz (@AnnDabromowitz) November 21, 2017
— chris person (@Papapishu) November 21, 2017
Heartwarming! This Mother Outlived Two of Her Sons! https://t.co/KUB7N142G5
— brian feldman (Michael Clayton is on Netflix) (@bafeldman) November 21, 2017
i wonder why that is pic.twitter.com/W6m7lty4Ix
— alex (@shitshowdotinfo) November 20, 2017
RIP Charles Manson, died of complications from rib removal surgery so he could suck his own dick
— Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) November 20, 2017
They were just five guys from Jersey until they sang their first note. They had a sound nobody had heard…and the radio couldn’t get enough of. But while their harmonies were perfect on stage, off stage it was a different story… pic.twitter.com/Uh7eKvgCs9
— ???? calvin lord ???? (@calvinthelord) November 20, 2017