Hello people of the Internet. It is me, the one who writes these. I just got back from the emergency room, where a nice nurse named Eric cleaned and dressed up the big slice I cut into my right index finger, or as I like to call it, my “typing finger.” Everything is fine except now I’m typing this without the use of my most productive finger, which, woooof. Did everyone have a good week last week? That’s what I thought! Well, at least that thing happened where Michael Flynn got held accountable for at least one crime, and that that other thing where there was a fun meme about some icebox plums. Great meme! Maybe this week we can do William Carlos Williams’ later work. He did some great stuff in the ‘40s and ‘50s, I think you’d really like it. Okay, onward and upward with the tweets:
BDSM B- bees D- do S- so M- much – for – the – environment
One time I accidentally sent a screenshot of an annoying text to the subject of the screenshot instead of my other friend and i simply never spoke to that person again
in LA they say “smoke me out” but in new york they say “smoke me up” this is due to the fact that LA is a horizontally developed city whereas New York is much more vertical
(daniel plainview voice) my tweets are now flowing at one million impressions a day and it’s paying me an income of zero dollars a week. i have over 44 thousand followers, and i’ve posted 68 thousand times. so, ladies and gentlemen…if I say i’m an onlineman you will agree.
Aries: Net neutrality Taur: Net neutrality Gem: Net neutrality Cancer: Net neutrality Leo: Net neutrality Virgo: Net neutrality Libra: Net neutrality Scorpio: Net neutrality Sag: Net neutrality Cap: Net neutrality Aquari: Net neutrality Pisces: Net neutrality
The Void was a surprisingly good indie horror flick that was released earlier this year. I really enjoyed it and am super pumped to hear they are making a sequel. pic.twitter.com/WO9kGfbNFV
I know that Twitter loves to judge and dogpile on people, but in all seriousness I hope President Trump uses this moment to learn from his mistakes, reevaluate, and grow as a person. That’s an outcome we should all be rooting for.
