Congratulations, you made it to the second week of 2018. It was a tough journey but here you are, on a website, the sun shining outside and the birds making all their little sounds. “Chick-a-dee-dee-dee. “Caw, caw, caw.” “Bluejay bluejay bluejay.” Beautiful stuff. Like you, I’m absolutely thrilled to see what comedy news happens in the comedy world this week. Something good, I hope! But for now it is enough to sit here in glorious, anxious anticipation, mmm yes. How about some tweets to tide us over, okay? Yes, okay. See you soon:
my household has a winter storm protocol called “operation midnight leopard” where we go get like four cans of soup. such is the way of the midnight leopard
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) January 4, 2018
reading about financial planning and came across this rly helpful advice…….never thought about it this way pic.twitter.com/9SJXkd603P
— jugs bunny (@alliewach) January 5, 2018
what stage of capitalism is it where brands imitate threats of nuclear war to sell fried chicken pic.twitter.com/Fsu8xvi8ng
— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) January 3, 2018
imagine being the first swords-and-sandals-epic director to suggest “hey guys, when you shake hands….just clasp your forearms together.” the game was well and truly changed that day
— american fandal (@evilmallelis) January 7, 2018
— Cole Escola (@ColeEscola) January 7, 2018