Here we are again: February 26, the 26th day of February. On this day in 364 CE, emperor Valentinian I of Rome was proclaimed emperor of Rome. On this day in 1266, two most historic sovereigns, Manfred of Sicily and Charles of Anjou, did battle during the Battle of Benevento. Meanwhile in 1534, Pope Paul II, the second Pope Paul, affirmed one George van Egmond as the Bishop of Utrecht, a city in the Netherlands known for its marvelous canals and storied bell tower. And then, in 2017, merely one human year ago, I had an eye doctor appointment. History—it’s all around us, if you only know where to look. And speaking of looking, why not look at these tweets:
every single shot in this thirty nine second clip from the matrix reloaded is the greatest shot in the history of cinema, until it is surpassed by the following shot pic.twitter.com/cqxxItm4CF
silicon valley: machine learning is the future youtube: i see you enjoyed this video of a golden retriever that understands 1,000 different commands. would you like to see a similar video about feminist SJWs getting epically triggered and owned
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Health Care is a human right, which is why I’m proud to announce Human Rights Extra
the only good nyt opinion piece in the last 15 years was when maureen dowd got so twisted on edibles she thought she died. they should have shut it down after that and just left that one article on the website
Owning firearms is the foundation of citizens’ liberty against government overreach. Also, instead of regulating firearms, we should have a government registry tracking everyone’s mental health status.
i have torched the president on the place he feels it most — his own feed. Meanwhile it is also the day when he feels it the most — president’s day. Feeling pretty good and i expect to sleep quite soundly tonight pic.twitter.com/WrUYAtmE1m
all the people doing “but her emails” jokes mocking the way hillary’s email scandal got blown out of proportion by morons are now posting that bernie sanders, jill stein, and cornel west are russian chaos agents
— TORMABLAIEFDHZSJKLNBDSFEJKL PICKASDFJKLFDSNMKOFDSJ (@Tormny_Pickeals) February 19, 2018
being an adult is just meeting up with people to complain about how much you hate everyone else and the whole time you all can’t wait to go home and be alone again