The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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Here we are again: February 26, the 26th day of February. On this day in 364 CE, emperor Valentinian I of Rome was proclaimed emperor of Rome. On this day in 1266, two most historic sovereigns, Manfred of Sicily and Charles of Anjou, did battle during the Battle of Benevento. Meanwhile in 1534, Pope Paul II, the second Pope Paul, affirmed one George van Egmond as the Bishop of Utrecht, a city in the Netherlands known for its marvelous canals and storied bell tower. And then, in 2017, merely one human year ago, I had an eye doctor appointment. History—it’s all around us, if you only know where to look. And speaking of looking, why not look at these tweets:
every single shot in this thirty nine second clip from the matrix reloaded is the greatest shot in the history of cinema, until it is surpassed by the following shot pic.twitter.com/cqxxItm4CF
— j a c k s o n (@headfallsoff) February 24, 2018
Gold medalists are all alike; every silver medalist is unhappy in its own way.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 23, 2018
girl: come over
me: i can’t i’m hungry for egg
girl: im at the egg
me: pic.twitter.com/xdbcsF6GVq— law dog, esq. (@ggooooddddoogg) February 24, 2018
— a woman of size (@nigglysaurus) February 23, 2018
is it working until you die? I bet it’s working until you die https://t.co/2Qu3T096g6
— Sam Thielman (@samthielman) February 20, 2018