There were two big memes on Twitter this week: the one with the motorcycle people and the one where if you don’t love me at my et cetera then you don’t deserve me at my et cetera. Pretty good week, meme-wise! Plus the Ready Player One joke train is still chugging along, and the public dragging of any conservative intellectual is always a grand old romp. Honestly everyone should be very proud of their tweets last week, the work was just tip-top. As to everything else that happened in the world, well, ah.
Stewie Griffin is an evil baby hellbent on killing his mother. By all rights he should terrify us, yet Mr MacFarlane somehow manages to make the character hilarious. That’s the mark of a genius.
— Incredible Chef Cooking With Huge Wok (@plopadop) April 5, 2018
— frog and toad are lovers ???? (@apostlebrawl) April 5, 2018
You: Dogs are man’s best friend.
Me: cats don’t work with the cops, not because they don’t have the skillset or can’t be trained to, because they know the police, as they currently exist, are intrinsically problematic and must be dismantled from the ground up and replaced.
welcome to FX, motherfucker. whats good? you tryna see some regular ass faces? i don’t think so, playboy. take that shit to USA. we doin’ drug faces only in 2018 pic.twitter.com/aXjFJXsate
Someone asked this bartender “what’s your happy hour menu” and he goes “it’s a piece of paper, about this big.” No hesitation, he was right on it! My instinct was to embellish this story a little for Twitter but as you can see I resisted
