A couple things happened last week. For one, Kanye did a bunch of tweets and then everyone quote-tweeted those tweets. Later, Trump responded to those tweets. Even later than that (I think?), Trump and Emmanuel Macron planted a tree. Then, later still, that tree vanished! Somewhere in the middle, or maybe after, Michelle Wolf did a very good funny monologue at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, which everyone proceeded to throw a conniption over because everyone is a big moron. Oh, and also a so-called “royal baby” was born! Good job to that baby, can’t wait to see him on Twitter. Speaking of which:
No offense but does Lin Manuel Miranda realize that his tweets sound like something a kidnapper would say before they leave you alone in a sound-proofed room they built in their basement pic.twitter.com/JJGWQcMORt
Shameful! Sarah Huckabee Sanders went to the WHCD to be gently ribbed about constantly lying to the American people to defend this awful administration, not roundly mocked!
uh, i can’t believe nobody is talking about Future’s super weird rap from the end credits of AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR??? it doesn’t even spoil the movie… despite playing AFTER the movie!! managed to sneak a video and transcribe the lyrics- hope Disney doesn’t take this down!!! pic.twitter.com/n1bBlSZoEJ
going to a restaurant in 8 hours so it’s time to start reading the menu. i have to read it 400 times before i get there so that I only have to read it 10-15 times once i’m there pic.twitter.com/lgd1ahOeDg
PR crisis management rule number one: never EVER say “I apologise for past remarks, my views have very obviously changed since then” when you could instead concoct a bafflingly flimsy and extremely embarrassing lie
Mum: how’s Australia? Me: there’s a dingo eating a shark and two snakes are rooting on the beach Mum: *laughs and scolds me for speaking in an uncouth manner Me: *sends SMS Mum: WTF?pic.twitter.com/bLw2PyiFHA
Me: this is a good enjoyable show Someone On Line: I don’t like this show and it’s bad, Actually Me: oh you’re right. I’m a complete fool who’s been blind
Maybe it’s because I’ve watched 50 episodes of Frasier this past week, but the Joy Reid thing reminds me of when Frasier wouldn’t say some ad copy and kept heightening until he accidentally got the whole radio station fired
