At least two major events happened last week: the Royal Wedding and the Yanny or Laurel meme. Unfortunately I neither watched the wedding nor listened to the Yanny/Laurel clip so I can’t say much about either. I’m sure they were very exciting and meant a whole lot to a bunch of people. Truth is, I started playing Fallout 4 last weekend so I just really haven’t been keeping up on the zeitgeist. But I am up to level 33 and I’ve got about a dozen settlements, all with happiness levels in the 70s or 80s. So, not a bad week last week if you ask me. And as for this week? Let’s just say I’ve got a good feeling about it. Okay okay, here you go:
I honestly have NO idea who’s getting married to who….. Not on my Radar.
meme account: meghan markle’s FRIENDS ?? set her up on a BLIND DATE with…. a PRINCE ????? my friends fucking SUCK they would never omg i HATE my “”friends”” i’m gonna KILL THEM ALL
Been checking out this new little show, ‘Rick and Morty’, and it’s looking pretty good so far. Not perfect but OK. Thinking of maybe basing my entire personality around it
JORDAN PETERSON: you know how witches live in swamps right ME: huh? oh yeah JORDAN PETERSON: and how old kings are always living in towers ME: already left the room what
Elon Musk going thru his Random Phase to legitimize his freaky relationship with Grimes is so humiliating for both of them lmao pic.twitter.com/HT8XvSJH5I
Can you imagine auditioning for a supporting part on a basic cable pilot about a fake lawyer, not getting the part, and finding out that the woman who got the part is now marrying the Prince of England?!
i love writing advice that’s like “don’t think about critics. don’t think about the market. don’t entertain even the passing fancy that anyone will ever look at your writing with a discerning eye. you fuckin sellout trying to make it so people like your life’s work. big idiot
the funniest part of any live sketch or improv show is when the lady comes out in the end and yells “there’s another group coming in, everybody please leave NOW”
