Let’s see, a few interesting things happened this week. First Elon Musk, union-buster and Rick and Morty fan, went to Thailand to offer his tiny submarine as a means of rescuing the soccer team trapped in a cave. An obvious PR stunt, it would never have worked and was roundly rejected by the multinational team of divers conducting the rescue operation. Phewf! Later in the week, Musk was revealed as a major donor Republican PAC. His response was that he gives money to both parties so he can call up Congress whenever he pleases. Cool, great! Finally, and this is where it really gets juicy, after one of the rescuers criticized Musk’s terrible submarine, Musk called the man a pedophile and vowed to prove once and for all that his sub would’ve worked. Incredible! Nothing else happened this week. Here are the tweets:
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Thinking about how in Harry Potter there was an evil shop full of death magic on evil street and everyone was just fine with this being a place of business. Wizards are stupid as shit.
— Rory Strahan-Mauk (@rorystrahanmauk) July 13, 2018
it appears the consensus is that the best way to get back at sacha baron cohen for making you look stupid is to loudly tell everyone what a good job he did
— Connor Golden, Professional Sportswriter (@CONNORisSWEET) July 12, 2018
i knew going in sharp objects was going to be an emotionally harrowing experience but nothing could have prepared me for the visceral stress of having to watch two kids run around with their backpacks WIDE OPEN in the first five minutes pic.twitter.com/cJxFHZ7TU0
Messed up that Sacha Baron Cohen would start an interview with Sarah Palin, then periodically cover his face with his hands so she’d get confused about where he went
two comedians in a car creates tension, and when they get coffee it relieves that tension. but in my special they never get coffee. i leave you with that tension.
