Best Damn Beer Road Trip: Pacific Coast Highway
Photo via Visit Big SurYou can’t hope for a better damned beer road trip than California’s Pacific Coast Highway. This 650-mile drive takes you through each of the stereotypically California images clanging around your hop-addled head. From the Beach Boys’ Southern California fun and sun to the storybook tide pools filled with starfish to the towering redwoods at the north end of the state, the PCH has it all. You’ll even hit both Los Angeles and San Francisco, so there’s ample opportunity for stadium beer on this run, too. Go sports team!
You can knock out the PCH in three days easily unless you opt to do it on a bike and yes, people peddle the whole route. The northern end of the highway is particularly good for cycling, so saddle up—and don’t forget to pack a bottle opener.
Dana Point
Photo via Left Coast/Facebook
The PCH begins in Dana Point, an Orange County beach town near San Clemente, and what’s San Clemente known for? If you said “The Nixon Library” you’re not wrong, but you’re reading the wrong list. San Clemente is home to the great Left Coast Brewing Company, makers of fantastic beers since 2004. I like stouts, and their Voo Doo is a good one. If you prefer your beers lighter, they’ve got you covered there, too.
Malibu
Photo via VC Wines
I used to own this rattletrap of a British sports car that broke down if I looked at it wrong, so finding myself stranded alongside the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu wasn’t my first rodeo. I cussed and banged around under the hood, trying to stop the flood of gasoline dumping all over the hot exhaust manifold, and then I looked up and saw the most perfect sunset. Suddenly I was in a Beach Boys album cover, and life didn’t seem so bad. Other than the fire, I mean.
Now, if the Sundowner Brewery had been around back then, I’d have been even happier. They offer a great assortment, including a barley wine, and they’re much more reliable than my cruddy old English car.
Santa Barbara
Photo via Santa Barbara Brewing/Facebook
Santa Barbara is one of the most beautiful towns you’ll ever visit. The weather is perfect, the beach is great, and everyone is laid back. A city this awesome has to have an eponymous brewpub and hey, what do you know? Here it is: The Santa Barbara Brewing Company. They enhance their menu of seven year-rounders with seasonal selections, so no matter when you visit you’re in for something good.
Pismo Beach
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Pismo Beach is a great age test: If you hear that name and your first thought is “Bugs Bunny,” not only are you probably around my age, but I want to party with you, cowboy.