Yes, I said “meat-straw.” You know how sometimes you just have that spooky feeling that something is missing but you can’t figure out what it is?
Perhaps that thing is a cocktail that you drink through a Slim Jim.
Not content merely to launch a meat-stick into space, the tireless R&D team at Slim Jim HQ has found that the versatile and somewhat mysterious substance that is the Slim Jim can harness the powers of suction, capillary action and atmospheric pressure to turn your next Bloody Mary into an Odyssey of the Mouth.
Here is what you must do.
Step 1: Gather supplies. You will need a monster-sized meat-stick and a (clean) ¼” drill bit.
Step 2: Cut the meat stick to the desired length
