Great Moments in TV Drinking: Mr. Robot Resurrects The Appletini

USA’s excellent hacker drama Mr. Robot undercuts television tropes in many ways. Its depiction of hacking makes stuff like CSI: Cyber or Homeland rightfully look like tech-n00b BS. Strong and complicated female characters such as Darlene and Shayla choose reality instead of any manic pixie dreams. Even the characters who live outside the city actually experience the time consequences of suburbia rather than magically teleporting.

But quietly, Mr. Robot put an end to another long-running but less discussed piece of lazy pop culture shorthand. Like any good (non)joke, it starts with two guys walking into a bar.

In S1E3 “d3bug,” Elliot Alderson leaves work for a neighboring watering hole in order to hash out recent issues with Mr. Robot. It’s a classic NYC divebar—sunlight kept outside by a quiet, dark interior; a small space overall with only a handful of seats at the long wooden bar—so these two budding anti-society types will obviously bluntly discuss any hurt feelings over a whiskey, maybe a domestic beer. Instead, Elliot enters to find Mr. Robot has already ordered.

“What? It’s an Appletini.”

The Appletini has a long history in pop culture of being some kind of code for the not-so-manly man. Perhaps most famously favored by Scrubs’ awkward and introspective Dr. John “J.D.” Dorian, other notable imbibers include Modern Family’s Phil Dunphy, How I Met Your Mother’s Ted Mosby, and Two And A Half Men’s Alan Harper. (Jesse Eisenberg’s Mark Zuckerberg shares one with Justin Timberlake’s Sean Parker, too, in The Social Network.) The drink has essentially represented an “I’m just saying, not saying” way of painting these characters as not tough, not masculine, not cool, et al. (And that’s taking the gracious interpretation, because Hollywood would never resort to unsubstantiated and offensive stereotype allusions, right?).