Golden Arm‘s Arm Wrestling Road Trip Strikes Comedy Gold

After dance battles (The Proud Family Movie, You Got Served, the Step Up saga), arm wrestling is likely the most hilarious, dignified way to settle any score. Nothing says you’ve been bested quite like an opponent gripping your palm and forcing the skin on the back of your hand to touch the surface of some grimy tabletop, eh? In Golden Arm, a delicious indie comedy that’s planned 2020 fest debut was unfortunately canceled because of the COVID-19 outbreak, two friends immerse themselves in the formidable world of competitive women’s arm wrestling. The funny and worthwhile film, directed by Maureen Bharoocha, is a centralization of both female friendship and the glory of arm wrestling that contains the witty repartee and quarter-life crisis meditations of fellow indie comedies like Save Yourselves! and The Boy Downstairs.
Danny (Betsy Sodaro) is a truck driver and familiar face in the arm wrestling scene, a la Over the Top. She’s scrappy, animated and sexy in this “I’m going to punch you in the face and you’re going to love it” way that is two parts hilarious to every one part heartwarming. Danny’s top-knot, graphic tees and potty mouth heavily contrast with her best friend Melanie (Mary Holland), a baker. Melanie is polite, a little vanilla, and down and out when we first meet her. Her bakery is struggling and she’s settling a divorce with her soon-to-be ex-husband Steve (Matt Newell), an exhausting fratty dude who conjures the same unnamed sadness and unearned vainglory of Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.
After Danny sustains a wrist injury during a bout with vicious champion (and cheater) Brenda the Bonecrusher (Olivia Stambouliah), she convinces Melanie to take a week off of work to help her complete a truck delivery. Little does Melanie know, Danny truly intends to train Melanie to defeat Brenda the Bonecrusher and win the Oklahoma City Women’s Arm Wrestling competition’s $15,000 cash prize. The titular “golden arm” refers to an arm wrestler who fits Melanie’s description: Seemingly petite and unintimidating, but with surprising strength.
Golden Arm’s comedy is elevated by its triple genre duty as it incorporates sports film and road movie elements. Credit for the equally effective genre blending and clever dialogue should be given to Ann Marie Allison and Jenna Milly, Golden Arm’s writers, and the film’s talented cast. Right off the bat, in Golden Arm’s opening scene, Danny battles a man in an arm wrestling bout. She beats him both in trash talk and in the match.
The man asks, “Where’s your pink pussy hat?” Danny replies, “At home covering my giant dildos.” Très magnifique. A chef’s kiss of a response. It’s giving me casual hilarity, partially because that’s a wicked retort but also because there is no hesitation or apprehension in her voice, only confidence. Danny deals with slimeball misogynists in back-alley bars all the time and she knows how to handle them. What could just be funny throwaway lines are consistently enriched by Sodaro and the rest of Golden Arm’s cast.
The film constantly buttresses its comedic elements with the dramatic, character-building facets of its sport, while the pace of the film is kept succinct by Danny and Melanie’s constant travels and Bharoocha’s direction. Once Danny and Melanie are on the road and Melanie has agreed to give arm wrestling a go, they stop at multiple dive bars and lamp-lit clubs where Danny’s notoriety allows her to enlist the help of fellow arm wrestlers to train Melanie as they get closer to Oklahoma City, where the championships take place. This stop-hopping translates to swift pacing that helps build narrative momentum as Melanie approaches geographical proximity to, and emotional preparedness for, the wrestling competition.