ABCs of Horror 2: “M” Is for My Bloody Valentine (1981)

Paste’s ABCs of Horror 2 is a 26-day project that highlights some of our favorite horror films from each letter of the alphabet. The only criteria: The films chosen can’t have been used in our previous Century of Terror, a 100-day project to choose the best horror film of every year from 1920-2019, nor previous ABCs of Horror entries. With many heavy hitters out of the way, which movies will we choose?
At the heart of the vast majority of classic slasher films—and 1981’s My Bloody Valentine is about as classical as they come—is the simple mandate that every transgression must be punished. Nobody gets away with doing what they shouldn’t, and all who break the rules must face the deadly repercussions sooner or later. In 1980’s Prom Night, that means the group of kids who inadvertently caused the death of a young schoolmate eventually have to face the specter of vengeance. In Friday the 13th, the horny camp counselors find themselves on the receiving end of sharpened implements for the fact that their kind once allowed a young Jason Voorhees to drown in Crystal Lake. And in My Bloody Valentine, the unfortunate young people commit that greatest of all sins: They have the temerity to throw a Valentine’s Day dance.
Oh, I suppose there’s a little bit more to it than that, but at the same time there really isn’t. Slashers of this era come prepackaged with villain backstories and motivations that are elemental in their simplicity and purity. In this case, a deranged miner in a sleepy industrial town swore revenge after an accident resulted in him being trapped in the mine, where he was forced to eat his compatriots. Long since insane from his ordeal, the miner hunted down and killed those who had caused the accident, who had abandoned their posts to attend the annual Valentine’s Day dance. Then, with the rehearsed dramatic flair of a thespian doomcryer, he swore he would return if the town ever forgot what had happened and dared to host the dance again. Such economical storytelling is a hallmark of this particular era in horror.
Flash forward 20 years, and the new generation of disrespectful young people—strapping miner boys and their attendee girlfriends—have sworn off the old ghost stories about the mad miner, convincing the town in the process to resurrect the Valentine’s Day party. What’s left but for this avenging spirit out of the past to be resurrected with it, running amok with a pickaxe in hand?