Kickboxer: Vengeance

There are two key moments in 1989’s Kickboxer, two moments which would prove indelible to Jean-Claude Van Damme’s career, and maybe, in some part, iconic as far as late ’80s Western martial arts films go. One is the climax of the film, when Kurt Sloane (Van Damme) delivers a standing high kick that becomes a V8 engine of standing high kicks to the gurning face of homicidal monster-rapist Tong Po (Michel Qissi). By that point in the film, Tong Po has become such an incomprehensibly abhorrent character that the only satisfying whooping he could receive would be one of inhuman proportion, a foot jackhammered into his mouth unto Infinity, past the point of terrestrial judgment and penal punishment.
The other moment is the part where Van Damme dances with two Thai women at a bar and then has to start fighting a bunch of guys, which is another climax of the film, because once he’s done fighting and dancing, it seems there’s nowhere else for this film to go but steeply down.
Kickboxer has had three sequels, none of which included Jean-Claude Van Damme, but what makes this year’s Kickboxer: Vengeance such a successful remake is more than just Van Damme’s return to the franchise, it’s that John Stockwell (heralded director of Blue Crush; Schwimmer-approved writer of Breast Men) understands that most of the movie before, between, and after those two key moments in the first Kickboxer weren’t much more than a lot of very incremental, very slow training sequences. Stockwell is keen on the kernel at the core of Kickboxer: This is a film about endurance.
Kickboxer came out on the tail end of a four-movie run for Van Damme, from 1988 through 1989, so by that point the man was an impeccably honed machine—and he looked like one. The appeal of watching Kurt Sloane train and then fight, and then get beat to shit, and then train harder, and then fight, and then get beat to shit again—all of it a relentlessly hardening video game of a passive entertainment experience—the appeal is in understanding where such endurance comes from. Because most of Kickboxer, but even more of Kickboxer: Vengeance, amounts to watching a well-trained fighter relentlessly get the ever-living shit beat out of him. Which means that Alain Moussi is at the very least a competent choice for the new Kurt Sloane, because he can believably endure the head-punching of a lifetime.