It’s Pride month, which means queer people the world over are doing their best to dismantle the heteronormative, crypto-fascist patriarchy. Also, there are rainbows and butts everywhere. It’s a win-win-win. No matter what activities of queer rebellion you choose to engage in, one way to gather strength for the journey is to eat rainbows in their natural form. Which is, of course, sprinkles. Whether driven by the unicorn craze in particular or their general, evergreen popularity, sprinkles seem to be everywhere these days.
Back in March, I performed an exhaustive taste test of various types of sprinkles for Paste. Now, I’m back with a round-up of New York’s best sprinkle-topped desserts. Over several months, I traversed the island of Manhattan and the boroughs surrounding it to try as many sprinkle treats as possible. This quest, initially a project of pure fancy, soon became overwhelming.
I walked into each bakery I passed, pored over the Food Baby Instagram, and sought recommendations from food-wise friends. On weekend days, I found and ate as many technicolor sweets as I could. Commas began to look like sprinkles. So did toenails and bits of trash. I dreamt of a tentacled, nonpareil-coated delicacy and awoke with the uneasy sense that I would never find what I was looking for, in dessert or in life. I thought I had come to eat sprinkles, but in the end they ate me. Nevertheless, here is the best (and worst) of what I found.
Odd Pocket at OddFellows Ice Cream Co.
East Village and Williamsburg
The Odd Pocket contains the four major food groups: bread, ice cream, drizzle sauce and crunchies. Oddfellows has a rotating cast of ice cream flavors and toppings with which to construct your own personalized pocket. I went with kirin cherry ice cream in a brioche bun with honey caramel and sprinkles (duh) on top. After the sandwich is assembled, the whole thing is briefly toasted to create a crispy-on-the-outside, creamy-on-the-inside textural wonderland.
Hotline Bling Cake at Butter & Scotch
Crown Heights
Photo by Molly Jean Bennett
Butter & Scotch, the inventive bar/bakery that requires little explanation beyond its name, has many fine sprinkle treats to choose from, including a famous birthday cake and an elusive, limited edition Negroni pop tart. In my view, though, the Hotline Bling cake is the most special of them all. Dark, sultry and salty, this chocolate monstrosity gets its crunchy finish from gold “blingkles.”
Funfetti Cupcakes (with Sprinkle Cookie chaser) at Buttah
Ridgewood
Photo by Molly Jean Bennett
Excelling at classic cupcakes, cookies, and bread puddings, Buttah is all about balance. The funfetti cupcake is firm and not too sweet—the perfect base for a buttercream frosting that will knock you all the way down. I couldn’t decide between the cupcake and Buttah’s sprinkle cookie, so I included them both. I especially like dipping the cookie in black coffee.
U-be Trippin’ at New Territories
Lower East Side
Photo by Molly Jean Bennett
With some trepidation, I went to New Territories to try their Unicorn Parade milkshake. I know these sculptural, insta-magnet whimsey trophies (and similar ones at Black Tap and Buns Bar) are an important part of the sprinkle landscape, but I’d been dragging my feet on trying them. They’re so darn expensive! And frankly, I’m not sure I have the strength of character to order one without experiencing a deep, biblical shame. Given all this, I was relieved to discover that New Territories also has other sprinkle-topped concoctions on their menu. I tried a waffle-based item called the U-be Trippin’ and was pleasantly surprised to find that, for something so goofy looking, it was complex and not supersweet. With a pillowy ube (purple yam) waffle as a base, the dessert features earl grey ice cream and is topped with condensed milk drizzle, whipped cream, an animal cracker and flakey rainbow sprinkles.
Sprinkle Doughnut at Doughnut Plant
Multiple Location in Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens
Photo by Molly Jean Bennett
This tiny treasure is not technically in Doughnut Plant’s regular lineup (I found it at Choice Eats) but I thought it was worth mentioning. The only thing that can improve a glazed cake doughnut, after all, is smattering of pastel decorettes.
Funfetti Ring Ding at Duane Park Patisserie
TriBeCa
Photo by Molly Jean Bennett
Although similar in size and shape to its namesake, Duane Park Patisserie’s take on the mass-produced chocolate snack cake is a much deeper delight. The outer chocolate shell is thick and substantial; it cracks when you bite into it. The cake and cream center is all softness with a hint of marzipan.
Cereal Milk Soft Serve with Sprinkles at Milk Bar
Multiple Locations in Brooklyn and Manhattan
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Photo by Molly Jean Bennett
Photo by Molly Jean Bennett