Only Shoresy Can Fill the Ted Lasso-Shaped Hole in Your Heart
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After a third season that was either—depending on who you ask—gone too soon or overstaying its welcome, Ted Lasso has wrapped. Regardless of your feelings about the show, it was fairly unique: a paean to niceness, an ode to personal growth, a spotlight on one of those weird sports that non-Americans are better at. There’s been, of course, the requisite talk of spin-offs and sequel series focusing on the other characters in the world of Richmond FC, but even if they do eventually materialize that will be years away—and in the meantime, that’s a very difficult itch to scratch.
Ironically, the show that’ll come the closest features a main character who is the polar opposite of Ted Lasso in every way.
“Three things happen: I hit you, you hit the pavement, and I f— your mom again.”—Shoresy
Shoresy, currently in production for a second season on Hulu, follows the exploits of one “Shoresy” Shore, possibly the nastiest player in all of hockey—and one of the nastiest players in the history of sports fiction. In any other show or movie, Shoresy would be the bad guy, sneering across the ice at the Mighty Ducks or cheating against the hometown heroes in Mystery, Alaska. Almost every single word out of his mouth is abusive, and virtually none of it is quotable without a content warning. When it comes to sportsmanship, Shoresy is at the absolute bottom of the barrel.
Which means there’s nowhere to go but up.
Circling the drain of his hockey career at the Sudbury Bulldogs, Shoresy and his teammates have lost 20 straight games—and the time has come, according to owner Nat, to fold the team once and for all. Shoresy makes a bold promise: the team will never lose again. All they have to do is follow his lead.
This should not, to be clear, work. Shoresy is a spin-off of the hit Canadian sitcom Letterkenny, where the character of Shoresy was not designed to be load-bearing in a plot or dramatic sense. Played by Letterkenny star and co-creator Jared Keeso, Shoresy never showed his face, only arriving to verbally dismantle various other characters on the show and insist that he’s hooking up with their mothers.