The Funniest Tweets of the Week (Boxing Day Edition)
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Culture’s only going to get weirder, huh? Like, we’re all so obsessed with celebrity in our own way, and what it takes to be and maintain celebrity is only growing more and more batshit. Like the Kevin Spacey thing is obviously creepy, bad, and awful, but it was also inevitable? It’s only a matter of time before every disgraced newsmaker resorts to recording YouTube videos in character, isn’t it? What I’m saying is Michael Richards should have apologized in person as Kramer; black people love Kramer.
Boomer men love to require you to turn on five large electronic boxes in order to watch TV. Each box has its own remote, each more fiendish than the last. If you turn them on in the wrong order, none will work. If you fail, you’ll have to talk about politics.
— Two Eds In A Coat (@edswebpresence) December 25, 2018
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___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___people with a healthy relationship with their family that go home during the holiday season’s instagram story:
–––––––––––––— malcolm-aimé (@malcolmaime) December 25, 2018
(white guy, dribbles three times and kicks it back out)
Announcer: he does so many things that just don’t show up on the stat sheet
— L Ron Mexico (@LRonMexico) December 26, 2018
THERES GONNA COME A POINT IN MY LIFE IM GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT ALL MY SONS SHIRTLESS IN THE DRIVEWAY THATS WILD B