Every week we scour Twitter for the best jokes and future libelous statements made by the current and future faces of comedy. Some of these folks want to have a career writing jokes. Others are just funnier than we’ll ever be. This week was an odd one, in a year of odd weeks. The 18th anniversary of 9/11 came about. How has time impacted the quality of 9/11 jokes 18 years after the fact? I think you’ll find for yourself with some of this week’s entries, they’ve become oddly more whimsical. If you’re offended by 9/11 jokes, don’t worry. We kept them to a minimum. But we would never forget to include them. It’s a valid form of catharsis and, most importantly, these are great jokes. Enjoy, and make sure to follow the folks who make you laugh.
tinder but it’s cats. everyone makes their cat a profile. the swiping doesn’t matter. U just. Look at cats and their interests and then look at MORE CATS
The teens are dressing like the 90s. The teens were not born yet in the 90s. The teens are returning to a time they’ve never known. At a certain point, you’ve got to hand it to the teens.
when you watch this on mute it’s almost impossible to imagine the beat of this song based on the three white women clapping at completely different times at the back https://t.co/bcm8YLaleO
might fuck around and get white and conventionally attractive and brand my mental breakdowns as monetizable content and create a cult of personality around me who will call it art to my face so much that I lose sense of reality
I got pulled over and my vape was in my cup holder and the trooper was like “you know the news says those things are killing people” I laughed a lil bit and said “ they say the same about y’all ” He ain’t laugh
folk’s, it’s that time of year again: the time where we need to Never Forget how Apartment 3-G commemorated the 10th anniversary of 9/11 pic.twitter.com/hci8Hk61Nu
I really love this Mulaney profile! One small complaint though: It says he wrote for SNL, which, after a very quick fact check, the writer could have learned has been disproven as just a long-running joke. But aside from that, the profile is great https://t.co/f18CyN6NhU
my twitter fingers: hmm, my back hurts. probably need someone to blow it out.
my brain: whoa whoa whoa, should you be hitting send on that?
my ovaries: aye now, you know it’s my week and i have control of the remote.
— shalewa sharpe is OUT HERE on 8/19/19 (@silkyjumbo) September 11, 2019
Jake Tapper ask the candidates whether Chris Gillis should be allowed to make millions as a Fired for Truth MAGA YouTuber or forced to stay on SNL where he will do an Update rant about Tinder in the second episode before getting benched for six months and then fired
