The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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I actually tried avoiding the internet last week, social media in particular. Things were going pretty well too—I finally got some long overdue writing done and made some progress in Breath of the Wild). About two hours after my decision to live on-the-prairie style, I realized that all 7 of my jobs/gigs take place online, and that if I wanted to eat/pay rent/exist in Los Angeles, I’d have to break digital edge. So here they are, from the sweat of my brow, the funniest tweets ever, of all time, last week.
Every Republican editorial is like, “While I spoke out against Donald Trump running over children with a car during the campaign, now that he has run over children with a car, it’s time for Democrats to be more civil”
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 4, 2018
This is how guys look down at u during sex when they are about to nut pic.twitter.com/EVvXrWLERl
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) October 5, 2018
Here’s my new game, “Open Mic Simulator.” A game that let’s you:
-Meet awful people!
-Tell bad jokes!
-Make bad choices!
-Argue with idiots!
Get the full open mic experience without leaving your browser!https://t.co/YbVHPcr9EXpic.twitter.com/NUXua3mTBP