Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp: “Lunch” (1.02)

Since Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp’s entire season comes out all at once, ready for binge-watching, its first two episodes seem like one hour-long series premiere. “Campers Arrive” is more of a reintroduction to the characters that are constant: Coop is still having trouble with love, Beth is still a regular Ruth Buzzi, Andy is still a douchebag, etc. But the second episode “Lunch” saves all the big reveals that will add so much depth to these characters and retroactively to the movie as well. It’s like “The Beekeeper” says, the first day of camp is “when you let everyone know who you are,” and “Lunch” absolutely does that in several phenomenal ways.
Maybe the greatest reveal in the entire season is that Lindsay (Elizabeth Banks) has been Never Been Kissing the entire Camp Firewood. As a 24-year-old reporter for “Rock & Roll World Magazine,” she decides with the right clothes she can pass for a 16-year-old and get the real scoop on what the teenagers are doing when the parents aren’t around. Not only does this slightly help explain why everyone looked like they were in their 30s in the film, but also makes Lindsay—more of a MacGuffin in the film than anything—instantly into one of the most interesting girls at camp.
Speaking of the film, as you might remember, Gail von Kleinenstein (Molly Shannon) was still reeling over her failed relationship, most notably with a man named Jonas. Well as it turns out, we’ve known Jonas all along, but we knew him better as Gene the cook! (Christopher Meloni). Of course Jonas is much different than the Gene we all know and love, but maybe that’s because he doesn’t have his old friend, the talking can of vegetables.
I’d also say one of the smartest decisions in this show is to almost immediately explain why the hell there’s a talking can of vegetables in Wet Hot American Summer. As soon as we see Mitch (H. Jon Benjamin) explaining why he allowed Xenstar to dump toxic waste at the camp, while standing in front of said waste with the can in his hands, it becomes very clear that this is how the “transformation” happened. Maybe the most confounding thing for new viewers of Wet Hot American Summer is that damn can. Now those people finally have their explanation.