The House with a Clock in Its Walls

Each of the following statements are true: 1) Eli Roth made a film based on a 1973 children’s novel. 2) The film stars Jack Black. 3) It’s a blast. Who knew? Roth’s adult-oriented horror projects read as the product of a guy who loves the genre and has a powerful need to let everyone around him know it. With exceptions (specifically Hostel 2), Roth’s movies echo horror mores but lack any soul. If they work, they work in the heat of the moment and fall apart like so much necrotic flesh once the experience ends.
Not so with The House with a Clock in Its Walls. Here, Roth sinks his teeth into material that exudes a joie de vivre for the horror that’s central to his work: It’s a movie very much in love with skeletons, spirits and haunts, with the titillating fear they instill in audiences, and the distinct pleasure found in getting spooked out. It’s not scary, per se, though meeker members of its core demographic may find a few of its pieces genuinely frightful. (Leering hobo demons with forked tongues and curved, overlong fingernails can have that effect on people.) Think of the movie as akin to a funhouse, because who doesn’t like fun, especially when “fun” is defined as “Kyle MacLachlan plays a zombie wizard” and “Black bickers and banters with Cate Blanchett like an old married couple in a 1940s screwball comedy”?
Caught between them is Owen Vaccaro, playing lonesome Lewis Barnavelt, recently orphaned and shipped off to Michigan to live with his estranged (and also just strange) uncle, Jonathan (Black). Jonathan makes for an eccentric figure, wearing kimonos in public, forgoing the luxuries of television ownership, practicing his cacophonous jazz orchestrations in the wee hours (to the irritation of his neighbors). But if kids’ lit has taught us anything, it’s that practitioners of magic hew to the strange, not just Jonathan but his best friend, Florence (Blanchett). He’s a warlock, she’s a witch, and so Lewis—declared a weirdo by all who make his acquaintance—feels right at home in Jonathan’s enchanted manse, where stained glass windows rearrange themselves, suits of armor and armchairs have a literal life of their own, and the griffin topiary in the backyard craps rotten leaves with the force of gusting wind.