Watts Going on with Naomi Watts?

A new film starring Academy Award-nominated actress Naomi Watts was released in theaters at the end of February, though I’m not completely certain that it exists. It’s called The Desperate Hour, and it is not an exclusively direct-to-streaming film (you do have the option to see it at a few theaters, or you can rent it online at any number of streaming websites for around $7). Directed by Patriot Games’ Phillip Noyce, The Desperate Hour (originally titled Lakewood) premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival last year where it received almost no fanfare amid largely poor reviews. It then quietly released on February 25th, upon which it garnered even more less-than-rosy feedback. The film has, thus far, been seen so little that its 28% critical consensus on Rotten Tomatoes does not yet have an audience consensus to potentially counter it.
Of course, many reviews do take care to point out that Watts, in particular, is putting in the work in this film about a mother searching for her child after an active shooter causes her town to lock down. Matt Zoller Seitz wrote that “Naomi Watts is, as is so often the case, brilliant, riveting our attention for nearly 90 minutes in which the focus is almost entirely on her worried face and voice, and the screen of her mobile phone.” Oli Welsh called Watts “fantastic.” And why wouldn’t she be? As Seitz mentions, Watts is frequently incredible. She’s one of our best working actresses and a household name, rarely giving a bad performance. Before her American breakout in David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive over 20 years ago, the British actress—raised partly in Australia during late adolescence—acted in supporting and bit parts in Australian films and television shows for years, but struggled to find her footing in America. That all changed when she met Lynch in 1999, at age 31, who hired her for the lead role in his surreal neo-noir. Following an interview after seeing her headshot, he hired her without even looking at her past work. He just had a feeling about her.
That feeling paid off for Watts, who went on to have a fruitful career across the 2000s. She’s starred in films like Gore Verbinski’s popular remake of Ringu, in Peter Jackson’s King Kong, in Eastern Promises, 21 Grams, The Impossible, I Heart Huckabees and Michael Haneke’s remake of his own Funny Games. Watts has been nominated for countless awards (including Best Actress Oscar nods for both The Impossible and 21 Grams) and she’s won 46 of them. But things seem to change around the 2010s, where the films Watts chose almost all have the unmistakable air of forgettable, direct-to-video drivel. Aside from one of Noah Baumbach’s more overlooked works—While We’re Young, which she starred in alongside Ben Stiller back in 2014—Jean-Marc Vallée’s Demolition (2015) and sharp social thriller Luce (a Sundance breakout from 2019), Watts seems committed to a type of film that nobody wants to see. Penguin Bloom? The Wolf Hour? Chuck? You can’t convince me that these are real movies!
This mystifying pattern in Watts’ late career was even written about almost exactly one year ago by another baffled Watts fan. This was upon the release of yet another nonexistent film called Boss Level, in which she starred alongside Mel Gibson and not-real-movie regular Frank Grillo. Nick Schager wrote that, at the time, Watts had a second film set to come out later that year, This Is the Night, and goes on to hypothesize that it could prove to be a major comeback for her. This Is the Night was released last September and has a 13% on Rotten Tomatoes.