Spiritual Cramp Gets In Your Face and In Your Heart
The San Francisco mavericks’ eponymous debut album is polished, fun and obsessed with conflict.

These days, punk is defined by the bands more than the beholders. “For anyone else—go fuck yourself,” reads the liner notes of Spiritual Cramp’s new album, their official debut. “Fuck the police; fuck the government; fuck everything,” bandleader Michael Bingham said back in 2018. Their misanthropy isn’t posturing or insincere, but it is calculated. See the $70 Harrington jacket for sale on the band’s merch store. See, also, the songs on Spiritual Cramp, which wouldn’t perturb your mom if they rang over the TJ Maxx speaker system. Nor would they sound like a misplaced opening for, say, Wet Leg. Hell, a Wet Leg collab is within the realm of reality—tell me “Can I Borrow Your Lighter?” isn’t the day-jobber’s “Chaise Longue.”
Accordingly, Spiritual Cramp isn’t hard to follow. (If it were, that would be our problem, not theirs.) The San Francisco sextet jam its conceit down our throats; they blow its cigarette-smoking thesis into our faces via two-and-a-bit-minute, uptempo, old-school punk songs that draw on rocksteady and radio-friendly indie and, presumably, Christian Death, too (the band that gave them their name). The conceit is this: “There’s a war on the TV and a war in my head / Tons of people are dead.” With its syntax jumbled up, a version of this line appears on most songs—the somewhat trite and thus universal throughline.
The vista includes cops being shitty, broken glass and cities on fire. There’s fentanyl and cigarettes. Regret, desire, hopelessness. And there’s an indefatigable backbone of thick, fizzy guitars and perfectly EQ’d bass holding it all upright. Lyrically, it’s kind of like spamming the remote while simultaneously doomscrolling and wondering what you’re doing with your life—unarmed person killed by police—CLICK; Speaker of the House doesn’t believe in dinosaurs—SCROLL; riot—CLICK; protest—SCROLL; fire; brimstone; SCREAM. (“You are now watching Spiritual Cramp television,” a woman’s voice announces on the first song.) At some point, like on the track “Catch A Hot One,” it becomes too much to bear. Disillusion wins. “It’s all enough to make you wanna die,” Bingham groans.
Fear not, though, for Bingham doesn’t dwell in this cavity of despair. (With the album’s 26-minute runtime, there isn’t time to.) Contrasting this depression is a song like “Blowback,” the swaggering opener. Its assassination of bipartisanship is a refreshing counterpoint to the reach-across-the-aisle fantasy. “I wanna know whose side you’re on!” Bingham demands as a swarm of guitars cranked through British tube amps rally around him, abruptly cutting off the fleeting, dub-tinged preamble. The track confirms that the us-versus-them war will have a fucking badass soundtrack if not a happy ending—and that this is not the heart-on-sleeve sap-punk whose armchair we’ve happily slipped into in recent years. Wake up, it demands.