An Eclipse Among the Animals: The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium’s Solar-Bration
Photos by Garrett Martin
The sun disappeared above the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium for a little over two minutes, and the animals remained chill. Chiller than the humans, even: if the leopards, elephants and sloth bears assumed it was a sign of the apocalypse, as some people apparently did, they never showed it. They mostly just hung out, as animals tend to do—Nature’s Bros, but without all the bullshit.
The Columbus Zoo sat in the Path of Totality, so it was a no-brainer for me to ditch my eclipse-deficient home of Atlanta and head north to their Solar Eclipse Solar-Bration. The zoo, famous throughout America due in part to its former director Jack Hanna’s many TV appearances over the decades (if you’ve ever seen David Letterman hold a monkey, Hanna was almost definitely the guy who handed it to him), is home to thousands of animals from around the world, and you better believe I wanted to see how they’d react to a total solar eclipse. Again: they held it together better than us humans did.
An elephant was bathing her calf as the moon first started to block out the sun. The baby would disappear under the water and pop back up on the other side of her mother, occasionally rubbing up against her, as both splashed about in the water with their trunks. I put on the eclipse glasses provided by the Zoo and looked up at the sun; the moon had taken a small but growing bite out of it.
The lions and giraffes had the day off, with their part of the zoo closed to guests. Elsewhere a plump gray langur sat undisturbed on a tree branch, seemingly possessed with all the wisdom of the universe; if it could speak its voice would almost definitely be Frank Oz’s. Above the sun was half gone, the bottom coin in a stack of two. I stared into the langur’s eyes; I wasn’t worthy of receiving whatever knowledge it had to share.
Len’s “Steal My Sunshine” played outside. 45 minutes later it played again. I would hear Len’s “Steal My Sunshine” more this afternoon than in the previous 20 years combined. Anybody who has ever written a hit song with the words “sun,” “moon” or (obviously) “eclipse” in the title had one hell of a streaming day on Monday, if the Columbus Zoo’s playlist was any indication. “Moondance,” “Blister in the Sun,” Al Jarreau—it was nothing but the celestial hits on a constant loop. If that langur held a soft spot for Van Morrison, it didn’t give it away.
The sun was half gone when I ate a burger. An eclipse doesn’t add anything to the experience of eating a burger, but it doesn’t detract from it, either. I was worried that eating an animal in a place dedicated to preserving and exhibiting animals might feel weird, but most of those animals would eat a burger if they could, so let’s call it a wash. Plus there aren’t any cows at the Columbus Zoo, from what I saw—at least not any that weren’t on a menu.