It’s official: Senator Kamala Harris is Joe Biden’s running mate. The announcement was made earlier today amid a flurry of speculation (and only two days after pro wrestler James “Kamala” Harris sadly passed away at the age of 70). The tweets making fun of the whole process were running hot and fast for days before the final word came down, and only picked up the pace once it was known for sure that Harris was the nominee. We’ve sorted through ‘em all to find the best of the bunch. Here they are: the funniest tweets about Joe Biden picking Kamala Harris to be his vice-president.
Mr. Peanut is frantically trying to age himself up to 35 in time for Biden to announce him as VP pick
all I know about Biden’s VP pick is that he could personally invite each never-Trumper to be on the ticket with him and we’d still get articles like “Yes I’m Joe Biden’s VP But Here’s Why I Still Can’t Vote For Him”
Looks like I can finally announce this! I’ve been working with Biden’s team on something really fun: At midnight, I’ll reveal who I think his VP pick will be, and if I’m wrong he’ll murder me on Instagram Live.
I feel like Biden hasn’t announced his running mate yet because his advisors keep having to talk him out of picking someone named Smooth Lou or Little Ronnie who he met once 40 years ago.
Biden has chosen his VP: Five teenagers each assigned a robotic dinosaur that come together to assemble a Megazord (the inidividual Dino’s are called zords) and that inefficient manlike robot piloted by five teens is the VP. Biden will communicate as smoke in a tube.