The Funniest Tweets about Biden’s VP Search
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It’s official: Senator Kamala Harris is Joe Biden’s running mate. The announcement was made earlier today amid a flurry of speculation (and only two days after pro wrestler James “Kamala” Harris sadly passed away at the age of 70). The tweets making fun of the whole process were running hot and fast for days before the final word came down, and only picked up the pace once it was known for sure that Harris was the nominee. We’ve sorted through ‘em all to find the best of the bunch. Here they are: the funniest tweets about Joe Biden picking Kamala Harris to be his vice-president.
Mr. Peanut is frantically trying to age himself up to 35 in time for Biden to announce him as VP pick
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) August 11, 2020
if i wanted to wait this long for a man to name a woman, i’d read any screenplay written by a man
— Cara Weinberger (@caraweinberger) August 11, 2020
all I know about Biden’s VP pick is that he could personally invite each never-Trumper to be on the ticket with him and we’d still get articles like “Yes I’m Joe Biden’s VP But Here’s Why I Still Can’t Vote For Him”
— maura quint (@behindyourback) August 11, 2020
no one mentions this but the weirdest thing about being in your mid-30s is being vetted by the Joe Biden campaign
— ‘Weird Alex’ Pareene (@pareene) August 11, 2020
I swear to God, if Biden picks someone and she turns out to be a cake I am going to be so pissed off
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) August 11, 2020