The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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Happy early Thanksgiving, beautiful Paste readers!
Y’all, I think I’m going to do it. I think I’m going to take “a break” from Twitter and Instagram. It’s one thing to be obsessed with death; it’s going to happen to all of us. But lately, I’ve been espousing theories about demons and demonic entities on podcasts and on Twitter, and it’s worrying my friends and family and strangers who’ve just met me.
Should I start reading like… books or some shit? Can you all recommend me some? Preferably it’ll have lots of very short chapters, very short paragraphs, crazy big pictures, and no real narrative, so I can just jump in and out at will. Growing up, I had a real thing for encyclopedias and illustrated dictionaries, so maybe I’ll just attempt recapturing that magic from a past life.
Finally some free time. Should I push the button on my phone that makes me feel bad about my career, the one that makes me feel bad about my body, or the one that makes me feel bad about the people I grew up with?
— Nate Usher (@thenatewolf) November 17, 2018
Toy Story but from the point of view of God who does not understand why this is happening for it is not part of his plan.
— Anthony Herrera (@guacho_mufungo) November 13, 2018
RIP Stan Lee the favorite author of guys like me who barely know how to read
— Sam Harter (@SlamHarter) November 14, 2018
All this “30 under 30” and “13 going on 30” shit, don’t let it get in your head. Edgar Allen Poe didn’t marry his 13 year old cousin until he was 27. Qin Shi Huang didn’t unify China until he was 38 and he killed possibly millions of people in the process & burned sacred texts.
— ALEX DEGEN MAGIC SERPLE 2018 (@ADACTIVITY) November 14, 2018