A Definitive Ranking of Christmas Cookies
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It’s that time of year again: the time when you have an excuse to stay in the kitchen all day, ignoring all your other responsibilities and simply whipping up batch after batch of Christmas cookies. Maybe you’re the kind of person who makes extras for friends and neighbors, or perhaps you have the type of family who eats all the sweet treats before the big day even arises.
Whatever category you fall into, making Christmas cookies may just be the best part of the holiday. But not all Christmas cookies are created equally. I’ve done the hard work of baking—and taste-testing, of course—a wide range of Christmas cookies throughout my life, so I think I’m qualified to rank them, starting with the worst and ending with the best. Feel free to disagree with me; honestly, you can never go wrong with any cookie that’s been baked with love.
10. Gingerbread Cookies

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I don’t believe that anyone actually likes gingerbread cookies. The flavor is bland at best, and even if the ginger flavor itself is pronounced (it usually isn’t), it usually just tastes like cardboard. The main appeal of gingerbread cookies is their ability to be decorated and the sense of nostalgia they invoke. Because they’re sturdy, they’re ideal for gingerbread houses, but they’re not ideal for actual consumption.
9. Snickerdoodles

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Snickerdoodles are a marked step up from gingerbread cookies, but they’re still overwhelmingly boring. The only real flavor comes from cinnamon, which results in a relatively flavorless cookie. These are ideal for dipping into coffee or hot cocoa, but they’re really not worth the hassle to make when you have so many other recipes to choose from.
8. Classic Shortbread Cookies

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Shortbread, too, falls in the category of bland cookies, but I actually really love the buttery flavor and texture that’s somehow creamy and crumbly at the same time. They’re not amazing on their own, but it’s nice to include them on a cookie tray to give everyone a break from the more intensely flavored options.
7. Spritz Cookies

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Spritz cookies are basically synonymous with the holidays, and their pretty shape means that they look great when included in any Christmas cookie spread. Are they the most delicious cookies you’ll ever taste? No. But they feel kind of essential anyway.