Beverly Hills Ninja and Chris Farley Almost Skewered Insensitivity 25 Years Ago
Looking at one of Chris Farley’s last works

Being a quarter-Chinese man, I know a lot less about anti-Asian racism than a lot of people. But being a guy who passes for and codes as white, I know way more than I care to. It’s not just that people will say the most unbelievably bigoted things to you if you don’t happen to have a bright neon copy of your mother’s green card pinned to your sleeve, it’s that sometimes people just start at a low-key form of belittling Asian people as their standard of behavior—as if every time you turned on your TV, it was somehow already showing Team America: World Police.
Beverly Hills Ninja was one of the last films Chris Farley made before he died in 1997, and if you remember much about when it happened, you’ll recall his co-stars saying that we’d lost somebody special. (The Red Hot Chili Peppers commemorated him in Californication, the most late ’90s of late ’90s albums, when they wrote in their song “Purple Stain” that “Farley is an angel and I can prove this.”) It’s a movie that, if you squint, you can see the start of a few good, subversive ideas. As it is, I think its insensitivity is well-intentioned.
Farley was compared (a lot) to John Belushi, another self-deprecating jester whose star rose quickly before an untimely death. As one of Farley’s most popular movies turns 25, I think it suggests something of what the man might have grown into if he hadn’t died. It also—I feel it is important to stress—features Robin Shou in drag as he beats the crap out of yakuza in a hibachi restaurant. To get to this sequence, you need to watch a deeply problematic scene where Farley stops just short of yellowface:
There’s a part in a Ninja Gaiden videogame where the player discovers a ramshackle window covering that seems aimed at preventing somebody from infiltrating a building. The text that displays when the player inspects it asks, incredulously, “Are they trying to make fun of ninjas?”
Beverly Hills Ninja is not trying to make fun of ninjas. It is trying to make fun of Haru (Farley), a foundling washed ashore near a secluded ninja clan so secret that a white lady just kind of walks into it to ask for help. Haru grows up alongside his adopted brother, fellow ninja Gobei (Shou, who shares the title of Mortal Kombat champion with his majestic hair). In his coming-of-age montage, it is clear that whatever a ninja may need, Haru does not have it: It is Gobei’s thankless task to take thwacks to the noggin, over and over, as the two train to become shinobi.
As Haru reflects on his failure to graduate from ninja school, a beautiful blonde woman calling herself Sally (Nicolette Sheridan) just, uh, shows up, asking for the clan’s help in proving that her boyfriend is a criminal. Farley bumbles about a bit, breaking about half the clan’s precious heirlooms before promising that he’ll fulfill her request.