The Kids Aren’t Alright in Lean, Mean Homebound

Parents tend to get the children they deserve. This is a broad generalization-terrific parents can raise terrible kids, and vice versa-but for the most part, you get out what you put into child-rearing. Show your little ones respect, treat them with compassion, and they’ll grow into respectful, compassionate people. Horror movies don’t play to generalizations. They play to extremes. Hence we have the “creepy kid” horror niche, where adults, accustomed to the post of authority figure in the parent-child dynamic, suffer a role-reversal and find that they don’t like it very much, objecting mostly to the “creepy” part. Sebastian Godwin’s Homebound diverges slightly from that model; the kids are very creepy, but watch how they’re parented and the creepiness makes sense.
It isn’t even that teens Lucia (Hattie Gotobed) and Ralph (Lukas Rolfe), and their younger sister Anna (Raffiella Chapman), are particularly weird or fearsome. They’re mostly just cagey toward and suspicious of Holly (Aisling Loftus), new bride of their macho dad Richard (Tom Goodman-Hill). The movie commences as the pair drive to Richard’s country manse, where Holly meets the kids for the first time. Anna, wide-eyed and winsome, is a pleasant enough hostess. Lucia and Ralph behave in prototypical teenage fashion: With barely an acknowledgment of their father or Holly. Uncomfortable, but normal enough.
Then the kids slaughter a goose at Richard’s encouragement, right before Holly’s eyes. Richard preps the bird for dinner, where all three of his children, including Anna, toss back too much champagne—“too much” here meaning “a single sip.” The atmosphere is, again, uncomfortable, but as odd as the family may be, this seems to work for them. It’s not until the day after that the oddity melts into menace. Sinister things are happening at this house. Champagne is one matter. More pressing is the matter of the kids’ mother, who, per a text to Richard, left them alone in assurance of Richard and Holly’s imminent arrival. Seems fishy. Then there’s Richard himself, who initially plays the part of devoted, loving father and husband, but slowly devolves into a figure that better resembles a caveman.
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