Girls: Captain Phillips in Poughkeepsie
(Episode 6.02)
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Girls can often spread itself too thin when focusing on its menagerie of millennial messes, but the problems in “Hostage Situation” stem from the tired trappings uncovered when the series’ focus is tight. The episode hinges on two social kidnappings: Hannah (Lena Dunham) accompanying Marnie (Allison Williams) and Desi (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) to their Poughkeepsie retreat and Elijah (Andrew Rannells) impersonating Shoshanna’s (Zosia Mamet) personal assistant at a professional mixer.
Both of these events occur after the episode jumps through a few narrative hoops so the logic works out (have Elijah and Shosh ever even spoken before?), though the new motif of opening each episode with a self-congratulatory conversation between Hannah and Elijah has the potential to be an extremely bitchy good time. Hannah’s agreed to go with Marnie on a road trip so poor Ray (Alex Karpovsky) doesn’t suspect his girlfriend is having hate-sex with her ex-husband, while Elijah’s agreed to go with Shosh… for reasons that are unclear. What’s clearer is why Jessa (Jemima Kirke) wants to tag along when she finds out about the networking event. Shosh tells her the plan after the cousins record a video message for their grandmother’s birthday, which is cute, awkward and indicative of how few opportunities the show takes to remind us that these two are related.
Aside from Jessa’s instinct for shoulder pads in a delightful ‘80s Kate Beaton webcomic riff, there’re very few moments of humor in “Hostage Situation” that land. Instead, Girls falls back on presenting caricatures while making its own ridiculous protagonists the straight (wo)men. While Marnie and Desi fight outside, Hannah browses an antique shop whose owner (Joy Bryant) is everything terrible about the idea of a “goddess.” She spins an incredible tale about leaving New York that involves absorbing all the shock of the subway’s third rail and being rescued by Mr. Big himself, Chris Noth. Hannah’s mixture of admiration and incredulity isn’t necessarily the punch line we’re hoping for, especially when swooning over the self-proclaimed psychic’s mystical gift of a tea set.
The only good thing to come out of this long, deadpan scene is Hannah’s observation that running in “a psychosexual hamster wheel with a fucknugget” is Marnie’s entire life.
In the episode’s other Captain Phillips situation, Elijah’s sexually carnivorous Bond villain white turtleneck/double-breasted blazer combo (and entirely relatable crush on Justin Trudeau) is worth the price of admission. The mixer, a for-women-by-women entrepreneur shindig, is hosted by Shosh’s ex-best friends (Barrett Doss and Annie Q.) and provides a “grass is always greener” moment for the perennially stray lamb.