Altec Lansing Super Life Jacket: Everything-Proof Speaker

For the last few years, when anyone asked me what Bluetooth speaker they should get, my answer was easy. Anything from Ultimate Ears, I’d say. Whether you value big sound, long battery life, portability or affordability, UE has you covered with its varied line of excellent offerings from the UE Roll all the way up to the $300 Megaboom.
In that time, though, my exposure to Bluetooth speakers has grown and I’ve discovered a fertile field of great options that offer much the same features as what Ultimate Ears’ provide. One such contender is the Super Life Jacket from Altec Lansing, the company’s top-of-the-line Megaboom equivalent.
Like UE’s best, the Super Life Jacket, as the name implies, is meant to be the speaker you can take anywhere and put through anything. The company claims it is “everything-proof” and there is a laundry list of features to back it up.
It’s IP68 rated, meaning waterproof, dustproof, shockproof, sandproof and snowproof. Plus it’ll float if you do happen to drop it while in the pool or on the boat. I was disappointed to find that, while it does float, it does so with both sides submerged so you can’t hear the music. I don’t know how Altec could have engineered it so it would flip to one side once it hit the water, but it would have been neat. The way it is, the floating aspect is more of a safety feature should you kick it overboard.
Overall, the Super Life Jacket is built like an absolute tank, which is fitting considering it resembles the track one would use to move about. It has a larger footprint than the Megaboom and is heavier, making it less portable but does come with a nifty handle so you can carry it around the campsite or at the beach. The rubbery exterior helps give it that durability, but also does a hell of a job picking up dust and grime.
In the black version, it’s easily noticeable and the only other color option I found doesn’t change the base color from black, only adds some electric blue accents. You can easily wash the speaker given that it’s waterproof, but every time I did the grime just came back.
On top are your basic function buttons, which are covered in the exterior rubber and thus quite mushy. It’s not clear you’re pressing a button until there’s an appropriate response from the speaker. The far end has a flap that suctions closed (to keep everything watertight) covering two USB ports, an AUX port and a DC in for the power cord. The USB ports allows you to use it as a power bank for your phone, a handy feature for a device that will be taken on roadtrips.
There is no denying you pay for the quality of the hardware. There is nothing cheap about the speaker, which retails for $299.99. At that price, it had better withstand the elements and last you a good, long time. Thankfully, it lives up to all the claims Altec makes on its behalf. I tossed it around, threw it in a lake, generally beat the crap out of it and it handled everything without skipping a beat.
Rugged hardware is a great thing for a Bluetooth speaker, which begs to be taken on your adventures, but it means nothing if it craps out after a few hours of playback time. The Super Life Jacket is slated to have 50 hours of battery life, an astronomical number and more than double what the Megaboom offers. It’s so big a number, in fact, that it’s nearly impossible to test for.
I can’t say if I got a full 50 hours, but I can say that I used it for roughly 1-3 hours every day two weeks before I had to recharge. That means it lasted anywhere from 14-42 hours, and I would guess it landed somewhere in the middle at around 25-30. Not quite the sky high number Altec promises, but still more than enough to satisfy me and, I would imagine, most consumers.
A lifeproof design and 50 hour battery life are great features. So great they might be able to cover up for subpar performance in the sound department. But you can’t be a serious contender against UE’s line if you don’t bring great sound, and I consider this speaker to be strong competition to the Megaboom. That means the sound here is excellent.