The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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This week people tweeted about the last episodes of ESPN’s Michael Jordan documentary. This week people tweeted about Twitter’s new “no reply” feature. This week people tweeted about how HBO Max is going to #ReleaseTheSnyderCut of the Justice League movie. This week people tweeted about Animal Crossing, what games they liked as a kid, and about the coronavirus and the quarantine and how incredibly weird everything still is. And yes, of course, this week people tweeted about Donald Trump and his reactions to the coronavirus and his narcissism and his divisiveness and the unceasing torrents of bullshit that flow out of his mouth and Twitter feed. It was a typical week on Twitter.
A very small number of those tweets were funny. These are the best of them.
Who’s husky now b*tch https://t.co/TTm78W2jsU
— Alex Watt (@AlexanderWatt) May 16, 2020
UNPOPULAR FILM OPINION – I didn’t actually think that train was going to come out of the screen and hit us. I ran out of there as a bit. Ask anyone.
— Andrew Christie (@thatAndrewC) May 16, 2020
Mark Mothersbaugh’s chubby pug passed out on his keyboard during an interview and honestly he’s a huge personal inspiration to me. pic.twitter.com/Yr9y3C8gsp
— Casey Malone (@CaseyMalone) May 16, 2020
the violent redistribution of wealth, also known as “forced sugar daddyification”
— TS Elliott Smith (@thedoomshine) May 16, 2020
Hey listen, you can shoot my baby with holy water filled super soaker but take your fucking shoes off in my house pic.twitter.com/qCtArlSz4M