Food Fight: The Combative Relationship at the Heart of the Chain Restaurant Review Podcast Doughboys
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“We should have ordered lunch.”
“Oh, maybe we can find a dog and give you a pile of dog shit and you can eat that you piece of fucking shit.”
This exchange is from the recent 400th episode of Doughboys, the self-described “podcast about chain restaurants.” It’s between the two hosts—the regret over a missed lunch from the eccentric and geeky comedian/writer Nick Wiger (Earth to Ned, Comedy Bang! Bang!), and the suggestion that he eat dog feces from the more rugged and combative comedian/actor Mike Mitchell, more commonly known as Mitch (The Tomorrow War, Love). But they don’t say it to each other live on the episode. It’s actually an altercation being recounted by this episode’s guest and extended Doughboys family member, writer Evan Susser (Fist Fight, Brooklyn Nine-Nine). He’s supposedly the only person that has listened to a now-fabled, lost, original 400th episode of the show that the hosts decided not to release (except Mitch also sent it to Mike Hanford of comedy band The Sloppy Boys), from which this quote appeared.
The trio explains a couple of reasons why this episode will never see the light of day. One: the concept of the episode was deemed literally unlistenable in practice. The original recording saw the hosts bringing back the first-ever Doughboys guest, Eva Anderson, as the three did a live commentary of the first-ever episode in which they visited and reviewed Tex-Mex chain Chili’s. It doesn’t take too long to figure out why this idea was a misfire—just imagine the incomprehensible chatter of three people talking over and attempting to comment on a recording of themselves from eight years ago.
Two: the on-air feud between Nick and Mitch was deemed unlistenable in its own right. Susser deemed the tension between the boys a little too real to be entertaining, the hostility a little too aggressive to be comfortable with people hearing. But one look at the show’s subreddit sees fans that would love to hear such an episode, the appeal of the podcast coming as much from food talk and raunchy jokes as from the compelling nature of the discordant relationship between its two hosts. Doughboys is a food podcast, it’s a comedy podcast, but it’s also a podcast about the strain that a collective creative pursuit can put on a friendship.
But let’s back up just a little. Doughboys started in 2015 after Nick and Mitch—who met within the faction of the L.A. alt-comedy/improv scene that cut their teeth at places like the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre—realized their shared love of chain restaurants was actually a podcast concept staring them in the face. The premise is simple: Each week the boys bring on a guest to interview and shoot the shit with before reviewing a particular food spot and designating its “fork score,” usually before going into additional segments including games and a “Feedbag” where they answer listener queries.
The basic structure has remained consistent for all 400+ episodes of the show, while the specificities have shifted and changed in the way they do for a podcast that is going on ten years old. Segments have come and gone, members of the producing team have left and been added, and the show has looked for new ways to engage with its audience. They cover as many different chains as possible and aren’t resistant to re-litigating previously visited restaurants: They’ve reviewed Taco Bell a full seven times, and that’s not including the appearances it’s made in various tournaments that have happened over the years, like the annual Munch Madness bracket. The Doughboys Double, extra episodes of the show that are available exclusively through their Patreon, is typically used to discuss new variants of snacks and drinks but also is used as a springboard for topics other than food—the month of May this year became the themed month of “Maynk,” where a different David Fincher movie was discussed weekly—as well as more, let’s say, experimental ventures such as “The Scale,” where the hosts and producer Emma Erdbrink held a tournament to guess the weight of various fast food items before weighing them on the titular scale.